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It’s a satire page. Once you’re aware it’s great entertainment.

That page is on a cease and desist speed run lmao

the comment section proves humanity is doomed.

I'll bet a crab link it's fake

Consider the source?

Maybe this will clear a few things up

MrTi on pinkbike has a lot more on this. The integrated seat post topper is also a nice touch.

crestline entered the chat

No, the Scott engineers are furious because Specialized added so many new links but didn't seal them inside the frame. They're yelling at their screen right now, "Just make it look like a pregnant whale! It's so easy!"

“Hey do you guys have a spare HighGear perimeter seal and lower case bolt o-ring in stock? I’ve got a race this weekend.”

Question(s) for the group at large that pops into my head when I see these pedal bike development mules that are ebikes, and based off of the various ebike to dh bike conversions that are a part of racing these days. Is there a future where pedal bikes either take on the form of ebikes, but with bb assemblies that bolt into the motor mounts? Is or would that potentially be a problem for the various groups of consumers? The average consumer vs the die hard vs tip of the spear of performance chasers? Do we think that would create...

Page 100 folks. Already a tenth of the way to the third version of Tech Rumors!

Engineers at Scott must be going insane after finding out Specialized has beaten them at making the most complicated MTB to service, the next Gambler will have 32 pivots in retaliation

I just got word that Scott is about to release the next generation of the Spark RC. Feel free to wildly speculate what wheel size it's running on...

Saw this in the background of an Instagram story, must be the new tall boy going away from VPP

from 4 days ago - https://www.vitalmtb.com/forums/hub/sea-otter-classic-2026?page=1#comme…

Did we get scooped by bikepacking.com? Proto RSU 32" Fox fork: https://bikepacking.com/plog/2026-sea-otter-finds-part-three/

While I’m sitting here quietly hoping Iron Horse picks him up with this new edit coming…