2024 TEAM RUMORS

1/24/2024 11:35am
Dave_Camp wrote:

Call it
 

Dak’s Big Stack Stick

 

Dak Stack Attack

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1/24/2024 11:49am
Might be nothing but it seems Danny Hart is riding a Nukeproof bike on the latest Ed Masters story. Could be trolling or just a rent...

Might be nothing but it seems Danny Hart is riding a Nukeproof bike on the latest Ed Masters story. Could be trolling or just a rent bike, or? 

I was impressed by the 30+ downvotes so got motivated to actually show you a printscreen:  

I was impressed by the 30+ downvotes so got motivated to actually show you a printscreen:

 

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sethimus wrote:

do you live under a bluerock?

I do actually, I can see them from my window every morning. Some of the best trails you will never ride Smile

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TayRob
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1/24/2024 11:50am
Dave_Camp wrote:

Call it
 

Dak’s Big Stack Stick

 

chrisgeren wrote:

Dak Stack Attack

Stak Norton

Stack Norton. 😂

If that doesn’t become the name of these completely hypothetical handle bars, I quit.

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1/24/2024 11:53am
I was impressed by the 30+ downvotes so got motivated to actually show you a printscreen:  

I was impressed by the 30+ downvotes so got motivated to actually show you a printscreen:

 

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dolface wrote:
You got downvoted because it was mentioned ~20 times before you posted 

You got downvoted because it was mentioned ~20 times before you posted Tongue

Uaaaauu.. I've actually spent my dump time searching for the last comment mentioning that. It's on 19/01. All of you, excuse my non-nerdiness. 

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1/24/2024 12:09pm Edited Date/Time 1/25/2024 11:51am
chrisgeren wrote:

Dak Stack Attack

Stak Norton

TayRob wrote:

Stack Norton. 😂

If that doesn’t become the name of these completely hypothetical handle bars, I quit.

Someone pointed out Moi Moi TV has rights to that naming.

I do propose a t-shirt for him that has EVERY pun & anagram that's been associated with him the past 3 seasons that looks like a concert T-shirt.  Front can be the Moonraker cartoon/movie/OnlyFans that @tstep designed and back can be the list of names laid out like tour cities.

Dakin Donuts
Stak Norton
Moon Donkey
OnlyDaks
MonDaker
MoonDaker
AlltheDaks
PickleDak
Dak The Builder
Farmer Dak
The Dak Stack
Behind Dak's Bars
The Van Daks
Join the Dakion
Stack A Dak
Dak Attack
Ricky Dakky
TallaDakah Nights
International House of DakCakes
The SynDakite
The B Daktice Podcast
Dak di Sole
Monte Ste Dak
YoShiDakmura
DakpineStars
VitalDakTB
Between Dak Ferns

 

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1/24/2024 12:27pm

Stak Norton

TayRob wrote:

Stack Norton. 😂

If that doesn’t become the name of these completely hypothetical handle bars, I quit.

bizutch wrote:
Someone pointed out Moi Moi TV has rights to that naming. I do propose a t-shirt for him that has EVERY pun & anagram that's been...

Someone pointed out Moi Moi TV has rights to that naming.

I do propose a t-shirt for him that has EVERY pun & anagram that's been associated with him the past 3 seasons that looks like a concert T-shirt.  Front can be the Moonraker cartoon/movie/OnlyFans that @tstep designed and back can be the list of names laid out like tour cities.

Dakin Donuts
Stak Norton
Moon Donkey
OnlyDaks
MonDaker
MoonDaker
AlltheDaks
PickleDak
Dak The Builder
Farmer Dak
The Dak Stack
Behind Dak's Bars
The Van Daks
Join the Dakion
Stack A Dak
Dak Attack
Ricky Dakky
TallaDakah Nights
International House of DakCakes
The SynDakite
The B Daktice Podcast
Dak di Sole
Monte Ste Dak
YoShiDakmura
DakpineStars
VitalDakTB
Between Dak Ferns

 

Wow! Dak list is impressive.

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1/24/2024 1:00pm

Stak Norton

TayRob wrote:

Stack Norton. 😂

If that doesn’t become the name of these completely hypothetical handle bars, I quit.

bizutch wrote:
Someone pointed out Moi Moi TV has rights to that naming. I do propose a t-shirt for him that has EVERY pun & anagram that's been...

Someone pointed out Moi Moi TV has rights to that naming.

I do propose a t-shirt for him that has EVERY pun & anagram that's been associated with him the past 3 seasons that looks like a concert T-shirt.  Front can be the Moonraker cartoon/movie/OnlyFans that @tstep designed and back can be the list of names laid out like tour cities.

Dakin Donuts
Stak Norton
Moon Donkey
OnlyDaks
MonDaker
MoonDaker
AlltheDaks
PickleDak
Dak The Builder
Farmer Dak
The Dak Stack
Behind Dak's Bars
The Van Daks
Join the Dakion
Stack A Dak
Dak Attack
Ricky Dakky
TallaDakah Nights
International House of DakCakes
The SynDakite
The B Daktice Podcast
Dak di Sole
Monte Ste Dak
YoShiDakmura
DakpineStars
VitalDakTB
Between Dak Ferns

 

you have way too much time on your hands Bizutch.

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Maxipedia
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1/24/2024 1:09pm
Jeez, it's not everyday that something you shot more than 15 years ago gets referenced in a forum thread! The small crash he had on the...

Jeez, it's not everyday that something you shot more than 15 years ago gets referenced in a forum thread! The small crash he had on the second shot was literally the second shot we shot that day, and was actually pretty harsh, and almost caused the whole shoot to be cancelled.

Dude, I just realised that you are one of the Parkin brothers and I just want to say DirtTV was the best shit ever and thank you for all the good stuff throughout the years. I tip my hat to you guys!

Parkin Bros. Gold forever!
Mx

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1/24/2024 1:22pm

December Instagram post from Pole Factory Racing  about the new UK 'Hub' has Dan Slack tagged in it.. Popped up on my explore page earlier. 

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1/24/2024 5:36pm

IMG 8833Alran brothers on commencal mucoff

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1/24/2024 6:40pm
chacou wrote:
They do offer Delano peak builds with the XX Transmission, Stans wheels, and that looks like a DHF front tire and Aggressor rear. I'd say a...

They do offer Delano peak builds with the XX Transmission, Stans wheels, and that looks like a DHF front tire and Aggressor rear. I'd say a good guess on the Fezzari Delano peak.

I'll just stop the wound from bleeding more, not a fezz.

 

Who wants to bet it's not a Fezz?

 

I'm butt hurt by the down votes ppl!

 

I want action on this one!

I'm you're huckleberry 

 

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1/24/2024 6:41pm
kiisseli wrote:
Are there news or rumours regarding Canyon CLLCTV enduro team? Jesse all by himself, Party Boi and Bomba dropped to get money to hire Daprela for...

Are there news or rumours regarding Canyon CLLCTV enduro team? Jesse all by himself, Party Boi and Bomba dropped to get money to hire Daprela for DH? Will Scarsi get a pump up to CLLCTV team from the Dainese Pirelli team?

So many questions.

Also was wondering was there a bad break up with Daprela and Muc-off? I don't think there was a farewell post with him, or maybe I just missed it🤔 Regardless, it's a good pick up for Canyon.

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1/24/2024 7:56pm
kiisseli wrote:
Are there news or rumours regarding Canyon CLLCTV enduro team? Jesse all by himself, Party Boi and Bomba dropped to get money to hire Daprela for...

Are there news or rumours regarding Canyon CLLCTV enduro team? Jesse all by himself, Party Boi and Bomba dropped to get money to hire Daprela for DH? Will Scarsi get a pump up to CLLCTV team from the Dainese Pirelli team?

So many questions.

Also was wondering was there a bad break up with Daprela and Muc-off? I don't think there was a farewell post with him, or maybe I...

Also was wondering was there a bad break up with Daprela and Muc-off? I don't think there was a farewell post with him, or maybe I just missed it🤔 Regardless, it's a good pick up for Canyon.

I think a commecal uploaded a little shredit on the week he announced moving on.

1/24/2024 9:11pm

I'll just stop the wound from bleeding more, not a fezz.

 

Who wants to bet it's not a Fezz?

 

I'm butt hurt by the down votes ppl!

 

I want action on this one!

Powfoka wrote:

I'm you're huckleberry 

 

Huckle bearer. I am your buckler bearer. 

 

The more you know…. 

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1/25/2024 1:27am

Sam Reynolds and UR Team continuing their journey together:

 

 

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1/25/2024 3:11am
Also, update on #frecklegate. He's playing hard to get. 

Also, update on #frecklegate. He's playing hard to get. 

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Well, it's been a tremendous amount of fun this offseason!

Thank you everyone and also thank you Jason, for playing along and keeping us entertained. #frecklegate might have been the funniest and simoultaneously most weirdly uncomfortable bit of sleuthing I've ever seen Laughing

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1/25/2024 5:12am

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Confirmed i guess..

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1/25/2024 5:33am Edited Date/Time 1/25/2024 5:36am
 

Via YT Newsletter

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1/25/2024 6:00am

Can't believe they also cloned Laurie Greenland (still needs champagne bottle opening classes) and young Steve Peat!

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1/25/2024 6:27am

Someone get me a catalog order number on that goat head.  Need.

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1/25/2024 6:42am

What is the deal with that ”Lutz - all beef - dog food” that is supposedly beer, that Vali is drinking? 

Mx

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1/25/2024 7:12am
SV wrote:
  Via YT Newsletter
 

Via YT Newsletter

that video is so cringe but didn‘t expect anything else from the YT marketing department.

hope vali‘s gonna dominate and is well paid while doing so Smile

so, pretty much only gwin left of the big names without any clue what he‘s gonna do.

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1/25/2024 7:18am Edited Date/Time 1/25/2024 7:18am

Pretty cool to have a team that has more female riders than male riders.  Unless Gwin returns...... Tongue  

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1/25/2024 7:39am
SV wrote:
  Via YT Newsletter
 

Via YT Newsletter

krabo83 wrote:
that video is so cringe but didn‘t expect anything else from the YT marketing department. hope vali‘s gonna dominate and is well paid while doing so...

that video is so cringe but didn‘t expect anything else from the YT marketing department.

hope vali‘s gonna dominate and is well paid while doing so Smile

so, pretty much only gwin left of the big names without any clue what he‘s gonna do.

Meh, it's on brand for YT, and better than what Cube did with the Jess Blewit announcement vid

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