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Neko clearly sticking with riders whose names start with A, for that triple-A grade DH flavor. #wheresthebeef

First of off, I don’t appreciate the tone. I asked ChatGPT and the FBI and SethBikeHack has confirmed. Remember that just a drop of French makes anything super French. Ask Monsieur Maples: French! Let us break it on down: Norco team is GOAAT and the SyndiSessler, so boom yeah my mix checks out LaSpecialized Gravity is Frencher than French hell oui Canyon has Fabian Barel. Aggressively French. Please feel free to lodge your complaints with the front desk, but understand that we are on ten weeks of holiday.

I heard Kim Kardashian has a good comeback story....

Copilot wants to steal all your data. Clippy just wanted to help.

I put a hillbilly on last year and never wanted to take it off. These spikier tires look like they would not be good all arounders but I love that style of tire on everything besides buffed machine made flow trails. The assegai I’m running now just can’t get through the blown and loose stuff that accumulates in turns and at the bottom of chutes. The way I describe it is that I want a tire to perform well in those do-or-die make or break spots where traction is crucial and control is the difference between flying down the side...

I like Dak but I think some vital users have a slightly biased view on him. Sick guy, love listening to him, still very fast. But I think it’s very healthy and appropriate for sports teams to sign new younger talent.

Wait, pedal kickback was a big problem that needed to be addressed?

pre kids - lower service every month, meticulously maintained post kids - oh cool the fork has air in it still, good enough

Yes.

I don't get the tilting saddle hype. It's a nice to have, but only a little bit.

Greenland to Frameworks?

Ok fine... We'll stick with tradition... Jesse to Frameworks..

Full list of rumors this year: Oisin to Trek Everyone else to Frameworks

it burns a tree every time you just look at something

If it wasn't Copper Moon served at room temp from a box, it's not even worth mentioning.

Hired by YT? 😜