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As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues...

As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues is that I'm a chronic over-tightener.  It turns out that my hands are not calibrated to the torque spec.  So I got a fancy torque wrench for working on my bike.  

The other day, it came time to replace my threaded bottom bracket.  I was stoked because this was a chance to do stuff right!  I can justify my purchase and utilize my new, flashy tool.  I get the old BB out, clean out the shell, grease stuff up real nice, and start threading the new one in.  I got stuff hand tight, and it comes time to use the fancy torque wrench.  Turns out that my new tool is a 1/4 inch drive, and the BB tool uses a 3/8 inch drive.  That's fine, I'll use my shitty, less cool-looking torque wrench that I use on my car.  I start with the drive side cup, set my wrench to 50nm, and start tightening.  My first thought is, "man, I'm so glad I'm doing this the right way.  50nm is A LOT, there is no way I'd know what that is." I keep tightening.  Mind you, to do this part of the install, I have my bike flipped upside down.  I knew the 50nm was a bit of force, and I didn't want to put that through my dropper.  By now, I'm putting body weight on this torque wrench, and it hasn't clicked yet.  There was a second thought forming somewhere in my brain, but it hadn't materialized. 

At this point, I'm flummoxed.  I'd used a torque wrench that I have used before, which I knew worked.  Why was it not clicking?  Dejected, I moved onto the other side.  I set the torque wrench back to its normal direction, and in a few turns it clicked, letting me know that it was at 50nm.  That is when it hit me.  Assumptions are like assholes. My nice new torque wrench will read torque in either direction.  My old torque wrench, while having the ability to change directions, doesn't actually take readings when winding to the left.  So, how tight was my drive side bottom bracket?  Well, I don't know, but needless to say, I had to use my BIG cheater bar to back it off. 

 


This is my big cheater bar.  It's my old dirt jump handlebars.  How do you spell professional?  IDK. 

big cheater bar

How many times I have looked for  cheater bar and not considered my old alloy bars?!?

They work quite well!  Albeit its always a little goofy with the rise, but you can really put some weight into them.  It always makes me giggle when I use em. 

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As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues...

As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues is that I'm a chronic over-tightener.  It turns out that my hands are not calibrated to the torque spec.  So I got a fancy torque wrench for working on my bike.  

The other day, it came time to replace my threaded bottom bracket.  I was stoked because this was a chance to do stuff right!  I can justify my purchase and utilize my new, flashy tool.  I get the old BB out, clean out the shell, grease stuff up real nice, and start threading the new one in.  I got stuff hand tight, and it comes time to use the fancy torque wrench.  Turns out that my new tool is a 1/4 inch drive, and the BB tool uses a 3/8 inch drive.  That's fine, I'll use my shitty, less cool-looking torque wrench that I use on my car.  I start with the drive side cup, set my wrench to 50nm, and start tightening.  My first thought is, "man, I'm so glad I'm doing this the right way.  50nm is A LOT, there is no way I'd know what that is." I keep tightening.  Mind you, to do this part of the install, I have my bike flipped upside down.  I knew the 50nm was a bit of force, and I didn't want to put that through my dropper.  By now, I'm putting body weight on this torque wrench, and it hasn't clicked yet.  There was a second thought forming somewhere in my brain, but it hadn't materialized. 

At this point, I'm flummoxed.  I'd used a torque wrench that I have used before, which I knew worked.  Why was it not clicking?  Dejected, I moved onto the other side.  I set the torque wrench back to its normal direction, and in a few turns it clicked, letting me know that it was at 50nm.  That is when it hit me.  Assumptions are like assholes. My nice new torque wrench will read torque in either direction.  My old torque wrench, while having the ability to change directions, doesn't actually take readings when winding to the left.  So, how tight was my drive side bottom bracket?  Well, I don't know, but needless to say, I had to use my BIG cheater bar to back it off. 

 


This is my big cheater bar.  It's my old dirt jump handlebars.  How do you spell professional?  IDK. 

big cheater bar

You might have already figured this out by now but if the torque wrench you're using is one-way only, to tighten the drive side of an ISO threaded BB all you need to do is poke an extension bar through the BB shell into the BB tool from the non-drive side...

Also works on UDHs etc.

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As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues...

As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues is that I'm a chronic over-tightener.  It turns out that my hands are not calibrated to the torque spec.  So I got a fancy torque wrench for working on my bike.  

The other day, it came time to replace my threaded bottom bracket.  I was stoked because this was a chance to do stuff right!  I can justify my purchase and utilize my new, flashy tool.  I get the old BB out, clean out the shell, grease stuff up real nice, and start threading the new one in.  I got stuff hand tight, and it comes time to use the fancy torque wrench.  Turns out that my new tool is a 1/4 inch drive, and the BB tool uses a 3/8 inch drive.  That's fine, I'll use my shitty, less cool-looking torque wrench that I use on my car.  I start with the drive side cup, set my wrench to 50nm, and start tightening.  My first thought is, "man, I'm so glad I'm doing this the right way.  50nm is A LOT, there is no way I'd know what that is." I keep tightening.  Mind you, to do this part of the install, I have my bike flipped upside down.  I knew the 50nm was a bit of force, and I didn't want to put that through my dropper.  By now, I'm putting body weight on this torque wrench, and it hasn't clicked yet.  There was a second thought forming somewhere in my brain, but it hadn't materialized. 

At this point, I'm flummoxed.  I'd used a torque wrench that I have used before, which I knew worked.  Why was it not clicking?  Dejected, I moved onto the other side.  I set the torque wrench back to its normal direction, and in a few turns it clicked, letting me know that it was at 50nm.  That is when it hit me.  Assumptions are like assholes. My nice new torque wrench will read torque in either direction.  My old torque wrench, while having the ability to change directions, doesn't actually take readings when winding to the left.  So, how tight was my drive side bottom bracket?  Well, I don't know, but needless to say, I had to use my BIG cheater bar to back it off. 

 


This is my big cheater bar.  It's my old dirt jump handlebars.  How do you spell professional?  IDK. 

big cheater bar

boozed wrote:
You might have already figured this out by now but if the torque wrench you're using is one-way only, to tighten the drive side of an...

You might have already figured this out by now but if the torque wrench you're using is one-way only, to tighten the drive side of an ISO threaded BB all you need to do is poke an extension bar through the BB shell into the BB tool from the non-drive side...

Also works on UDHs etc.

No, I had not figured that out.  WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST?!?

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boozed
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As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues...

As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues is that I'm a chronic over-tightener.  It turns out that my hands are not calibrated to the torque spec.  So I got a fancy torque wrench for working on my bike.  

The other day, it came time to replace my threaded bottom bracket.  I was stoked because this was a chance to do stuff right!  I can justify my purchase and utilize my new, flashy tool.  I get the old BB out, clean out the shell, grease stuff up real nice, and start threading the new one in.  I got stuff hand tight, and it comes time to use the fancy torque wrench.  Turns out that my new tool is a 1/4 inch drive, and the BB tool uses a 3/8 inch drive.  That's fine, I'll use my shitty, less cool-looking torque wrench that I use on my car.  I start with the drive side cup, set my wrench to 50nm, and start tightening.  My first thought is, "man, I'm so glad I'm doing this the right way.  50nm is A LOT, there is no way I'd know what that is." I keep tightening.  Mind you, to do this part of the install, I have my bike flipped upside down.  I knew the 50nm was a bit of force, and I didn't want to put that through my dropper.  By now, I'm putting body weight on this torque wrench, and it hasn't clicked yet.  There was a second thought forming somewhere in my brain, but it hadn't materialized. 

At this point, I'm flummoxed.  I'd used a torque wrench that I have used before, which I knew worked.  Why was it not clicking?  Dejected, I moved onto the other side.  I set the torque wrench back to its normal direction, and in a few turns it clicked, letting me know that it was at 50nm.  That is when it hit me.  Assumptions are like assholes. My nice new torque wrench will read torque in either direction.  My old torque wrench, while having the ability to change directions, doesn't actually take readings when winding to the left.  So, how tight was my drive side bottom bracket?  Well, I don't know, but needless to say, I had to use my BIG cheater bar to back it off. 

 


This is my big cheater bar.  It's my old dirt jump handlebars.  How do you spell professional?  IDK. 

big cheater bar

boozed wrote:
You might have already figured this out by now but if the torque wrench you're using is one-way only, to tighten the drive side of an...

You might have already figured this out by now but if the torque wrench you're using is one-way only, to tighten the drive side of an ISO threaded BB all you need to do is poke an extension bar through the BB shell into the BB tool from the non-drive side...

Also works on UDHs etc.

No, I had not figured that out.  WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST?!?

Page one of this thread! 😉

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11/17/2025 8:44pm
As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues...

As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues is that I'm a chronic over-tightener.  It turns out that my hands are not calibrated to the torque spec.  So I got a fancy torque wrench for working on my bike.  

The other day, it came time to replace my threaded bottom bracket.  I was stoked because this was a chance to do stuff right!  I can justify my purchase and utilize my new, flashy tool.  I get the old BB out, clean out the shell, grease stuff up real nice, and start threading the new one in.  I got stuff hand tight, and it comes time to use the fancy torque wrench.  Turns out that my new tool is a 1/4 inch drive, and the BB tool uses a 3/8 inch drive.  That's fine, I'll use my shitty, less cool-looking torque wrench that I use on my car.  I start with the drive side cup, set my wrench to 50nm, and start tightening.  My first thought is, "man, I'm so glad I'm doing this the right way.  50nm is A LOT, there is no way I'd know what that is." I keep tightening.  Mind you, to do this part of the install, I have my bike flipped upside down.  I knew the 50nm was a bit of force, and I didn't want to put that through my dropper.  By now, I'm putting body weight on this torque wrench, and it hasn't clicked yet.  There was a second thought forming somewhere in my brain, but it hadn't materialized. 

At this point, I'm flummoxed.  I'd used a torque wrench that I have used before, which I knew worked.  Why was it not clicking?  Dejected, I moved onto the other side.  I set the torque wrench back to its normal direction, and in a few turns it clicked, letting me know that it was at 50nm.  That is when it hit me.  Assumptions are like assholes. My nice new torque wrench will read torque in either direction.  My old torque wrench, while having the ability to change directions, doesn't actually take readings when winding to the left.  So, how tight was my drive side bottom bracket?  Well, I don't know, but needless to say, I had to use my BIG cheater bar to back it off. 

 


This is my big cheater bar.  It's my old dirt jump handlebars.  How do you spell professional?  IDK. 

big cheater bar

This is amazing. Glad you didn't break anything! Sounds like that could potentially have been a lot more expensive than a new torque wrench.

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11/17/2025 9:09pm
As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues...

As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues is that I'm a chronic over-tightener.  It turns out that my hands are not calibrated to the torque spec.  So I got a fancy torque wrench for working on my bike.  

The other day, it came time to replace my threaded bottom bracket.  I was stoked because this was a chance to do stuff right!  I can justify my purchase and utilize my new, flashy tool.  I get the old BB out, clean out the shell, grease stuff up real nice, and start threading the new one in.  I got stuff hand tight, and it comes time to use the fancy torque wrench.  Turns out that my new tool is a 1/4 inch drive, and the BB tool uses a 3/8 inch drive.  That's fine, I'll use my shitty, less cool-looking torque wrench that I use on my car.  I start with the drive side cup, set my wrench to 50nm, and start tightening.  My first thought is, "man, I'm so glad I'm doing this the right way.  50nm is A LOT, there is no way I'd know what that is." I keep tightening.  Mind you, to do this part of the install, I have my bike flipped upside down.  I knew the 50nm was a bit of force, and I didn't want to put that through my dropper.  By now, I'm putting body weight on this torque wrench, and it hasn't clicked yet.  There was a second thought forming somewhere in my brain, but it hadn't materialized. 

At this point, I'm flummoxed.  I'd used a torque wrench that I have used before, which I knew worked.  Why was it not clicking?  Dejected, I moved onto the other side.  I set the torque wrench back to its normal direction, and in a few turns it clicked, letting me know that it was at 50nm.  That is when it hit me.  Assumptions are like assholes. My nice new torque wrench will read torque in either direction.  My old torque wrench, while having the ability to change directions, doesn't actually take readings when winding to the left.  So, how tight was my drive side bottom bracket?  Well, I don't know, but needless to say, I had to use my BIG cheater bar to back it off. 

 


This is my big cheater bar.  It's my old dirt jump handlebars.  How do you spell professional?  IDK. 

big cheater bar

boozed wrote:
You might have already figured this out by now but if the torque wrench you're using is one-way only, to tighten the drive side of an...

You might have already figured this out by now but if the torque wrench you're using is one-way only, to tighten the drive side of an ISO threaded BB all you need to do is poke an extension bar through the BB shell into the BB tool from the non-drive side...

Also works on UDHs etc.

Thats a great tip!

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TEAMROBOT
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11/17/2025 9:36pm
boozed wrote:
You might have already figured this out by now but if the torque wrench you're using is one-way only, to tighten the drive side of an...

You might have already figured this out by now but if the torque wrench you're using is one-way only, to tighten the drive side of an ISO threaded BB all you need to do is poke an extension bar through the BB shell into the BB tool from the non-drive side...

Also works on UDHs etc.

That had not occurred to us, Dude - limo lebowski - quickmeme

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11/18/2025 8:41am
boozed wrote:
You might have already figured this out by now but if the torque wrench you're using is one-way only, to tighten the drive side of an...

You might have already figured this out by now but if the torque wrench you're using is one-way only, to tighten the drive side of an ISO threaded BB all you need to do is poke an extension bar through the BB shell into the BB tool from the non-drive side...

Also works on UDHs etc.

No, I had not figured that out.  WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST?!?

boozed wrote:

Page one of this thread! 😉

my god its right there on the first page of this thread...

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For those of you struggling with tubeless still, spending a few extra bucks on good rim tape goes a long way (besides the good suggestions of cleaning and drying the rim well).  Get 2mm wider than your rim's internal width, and tape that's got good adhesive and stretch.  My favorite is Reserve tape, followed by DT Swiss.  Reserve seems to be a little bit stretchier which helps mold to the rim bed shape.  

Related to rim tape - anyone have some magic trick for stopping the end from gradually lifting up from sealant over time?  That really seems to be the only reason I have to retape these days - when that flap gets loosened a few inches and is getting close to the valve stem.

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11/18/2025 2:50pm
AndehM wrote:
For those of you struggling with tubeless still, spending a few extra bucks on good rim tape goes a long way (besides the good suggestions of...

For those of you struggling with tubeless still, spending a few extra bucks on good rim tape goes a long way (besides the good suggestions of cleaning and drying the rim well).  Get 2mm wider than your rim's internal width, and tape that's got good adhesive and stretch.  My favorite is Reserve tape, followed by DT Swiss.  Reserve seems to be a little bit stretchier which helps mold to the rim bed shape.  

Related to rim tape - anyone have some magic trick for stopping the end from gradually lifting up from sealant over time?  That really seems to be the only reason I have to retape these days - when that flap gets loosened a few inches and is getting close to the valve stem.

I have had good luck with cutting the end of the tubeless tape at a bias - a 45 degree type cut at the end.

Seems to work well at keeping the end down and not slowly working itself loose over time.

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Pedal Bob
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My DT Swiss XM1700 wheels were leaking out of pretty much all spokes straight from factory. I had never done a tape job prior to this, but surely I needed to redo the work from the factory. 

I bought the DT Swiss tape and I also bought a heat gun for the job since lots of people recommended it. My wheels has been bombproof since that job I did and I was a bit suprised it went so smoothly given how much bs you hear about this kind of thing. For me I believe the heatgun was the ticket making a good job into a great one. 

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SylentK wrote:
Stock, Bontrager wheels. Wanted to put Maxxis DH meat on. I have recently crashed and have hand/wrist/arm weakness. So took it to the Trek dealer. They...

Stock, Bontrager wheels. Wanted to put Maxxis DH meat on. I have recently crashed and have hand/wrist/arm weakness. So took it to the Trek dealer. They performed it right away. But didn't put in any sealant. That's when I knew I should've just went away. 

Dude broke a tire lever right in front of me. To put in sealant. Like, you do know you can put in sealant thru the valve, right? 

To me? It's like, you know you just can't do that on a DH tire? There is a technique. And he's like I've changed thousands of tires, even on the Tour De France. And I'm like, but that's not a DH casing tire now is it? 

Anyways, Trek warrantied the wheel and reimbursed me for the Maxxis meat he destroyed. Cuz it didn't hold air anymore. 

True story. 

MJT420 wrote:
I've put minions on my bontrager wheels that came on my remedy and it was the tightest fitting tire I've ever done. It was a real...

I've put minions on my bontrager wheels that came on my remedy and it was the tightest fitting tire I've ever done. It was a real pain in the ass.

Putting tires on my bontrager line DH is a rage inducing exercise. It took me two people and 30 minutes of swearing to get a Schwalbe Albert on the rim. 

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KRC96
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11/20/2025 2:26pm
This might not be your problem looking at your location, but one of the best things I found for applying rim tape is warming up the...

This might not be your problem looking at your location, but one of the best things I found for applying rim tape is warming up the surface. Make sure the rim is super clean with some acetone on a rag (or IPA), then let it dry and warm up with a hair dryer or heat gun (careful with a heat a gun on carbon obviously...) This normally makes the adhesive stick way stronger than if it goes on cold. It might vary between brands but I found it only needed to be below 16ish Celsius to be an issue, which is tough in an NZ winter. Above that you should be fine, but certain tapes and rims might need slightly warmer application to work best, but it should hold pretty strong if you do

My friends love to remind me about a similar experience where I spent probably 5 hours and multiple rolls of various rim tapes trying to seal...

My friends love to remind me about a similar experience where I spent probably 5 hours and multiple rolls of various rim tapes trying to seal a tubeless tire in the Mountain Creek parking lot on Sat night after practice. Damn thing kept leaking around the tape and through the rim. Had to hit the local HW store for IPA, rags and gorilla tape.  Wore out my already tired arms from seating DH bead s and swinging the rim around to dry it. Meanwhile the whole crew is sitting around me in lawn chairs drinking beers and heckling every move like some MTB med school operating theater in an outlaw bar. 

I can't understate the necessity of cleaning, drying and warming the rim after a tape failure and sealant contamination. Repeated failed attempts will just continually degrade the tape adhesion. My method is to shake out any sealant in the rim, wipe the inner surface of excess sealant, a couple rounds of water damped rags to remove any residue. Then clean rag  with wet with 90% IPA wipe down. Follow with a thorough heating/drying of the rim. Don't touch the rim surface after the drying. If a new drip of sealant or whatever comes out, dry the hell out of the area again. 100% of the surface must be prepped or you may have to start again...

 

I read IPA like the beer.  I thought, where does a hardware store sell beer?  I like that place.  

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11/20/2025 3:07pm
SylentK wrote:
Stock, Bontrager wheels. Wanted to put Maxxis DH meat on. I have recently crashed and have hand/wrist/arm weakness. So took it to the Trek dealer. They...

Stock, Bontrager wheels. Wanted to put Maxxis DH meat on. I have recently crashed and have hand/wrist/arm weakness. So took it to the Trek dealer. They performed it right away. But didn't put in any sealant. That's when I knew I should've just went away. 

Dude broke a tire lever right in front of me. To put in sealant. Like, you do know you can put in sealant thru the valve, right? 

To me? It's like, you know you just can't do that on a DH tire? There is a technique. And he's like I've changed thousands of tires, even on the Tour De France. And I'm like, but that's not a DH casing tire now is it? 

Anyways, Trek warrantied the wheel and reimbursed me for the Maxxis meat he destroyed. Cuz it didn't hold air anymore. 

True story. 

MJT420 wrote:
I've put minions on my bontrager wheels that came on my remedy and it was the tightest fitting tire I've ever done. It was a real...

I've put minions on my bontrager wheels that came on my remedy and it was the tightest fitting tire I've ever done. It was a real pain in the ass.

Evwan wrote:
Putting tires on my bontrager line DH is a rage inducing exercise. It took me two people and 30 minutes of swearing to get a Schwalbe...

Putting tires on my bontrager line DH is a rage inducing exercise. It took me two people and 30 minutes of swearing to get a Schwalbe Albert on the rim. 

My experience was similar, it took a buddy to help me and pretty much any progress we made we had to zip tie the tire to the rim so we weren't constantly losing our progress. I figured we would screw up the bead before it made it on there but somehow we did it. The bontrager tires that came with it weren't too hard so I assumed it was maybe maxxis but it sounds like the bontrager wheels are actually the issue.

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11/20/2025 3:11pm
This might not be your problem looking at your location, but one of the best things I found for applying rim tape is warming up the...

This might not be your problem looking at your location, but one of the best things I found for applying rim tape is warming up the surface. Make sure the rim is super clean with some acetone on a rag (or IPA), then let it dry and warm up with a hair dryer or heat gun (careful with a heat a gun on carbon obviously...) This normally makes the adhesive stick way stronger than if it goes on cold. It might vary between brands but I found it only needed to be below 16ish Celsius to be an issue, which is tough in an NZ winter. Above that you should be fine, but certain tapes and rims might need slightly warmer application to work best, but it should hold pretty strong if you do

My friends love to remind me about a similar experience where I spent probably 5 hours and multiple rolls of various rim tapes trying to seal...

My friends love to remind me about a similar experience where I spent probably 5 hours and multiple rolls of various rim tapes trying to seal a tubeless tire in the Mountain Creek parking lot on Sat night after practice. Damn thing kept leaking around the tape and through the rim. Had to hit the local HW store for IPA, rags and gorilla tape.  Wore out my already tired arms from seating DH bead s and swinging the rim around to dry it. Meanwhile the whole crew is sitting around me in lawn chairs drinking beers and heckling every move like some MTB med school operating theater in an outlaw bar. 

I can't understate the necessity of cleaning, drying and warming the rim after a tape failure and sealant contamination. Repeated failed attempts will just continually degrade the tape adhesion. My method is to shake out any sealant in the rim, wipe the inner surface of excess sealant, a couple rounds of water damped rags to remove any residue. Then clean rag  with wet with 90% IPA wipe down. Follow with a thorough heating/drying of the rim. Don't touch the rim surface after the drying. If a new drip of sealant or whatever comes out, dry the hell out of the area again. 100% of the surface must be prepped or you may have to start again...

 

KRC96 wrote:

I read IPA like the beer.  I thought, where does a hardware store sell beer?  I like that place.  

My local hardware store has an exquisite beer and alcohol selection so it's not out of the realm of reality. For a hole in the wall place they even have a decent little bike section, MIPS helmets, sealant, tubes, some work in a pinch bike tools.

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11/20/2025 3:29pm
My friends love to remind me about a similar experience where I spent probably 5 hours and multiple rolls of various rim tapes trying to seal...

My friends love to remind me about a similar experience where I spent probably 5 hours and multiple rolls of various rim tapes trying to seal a tubeless tire in the Mountain Creek parking lot on Sat night after practice. Damn thing kept leaking around the tape and through the rim. Had to hit the local HW store for IPA, rags and gorilla tape.  Wore out my already tired arms from seating DH bead s and swinging the rim around to dry it. Meanwhile the whole crew is sitting around me in lawn chairs drinking beers and heckling every move like some MTB med school operating theater in an outlaw bar. 

I can't understate the necessity of cleaning, drying and warming the rim after a tape failure and sealant contamination. Repeated failed attempts will just continually degrade the tape adhesion. My method is to shake out any sealant in the rim, wipe the inner surface of excess sealant, a couple rounds of water damped rags to remove any residue. Then clean rag  with wet with 90% IPA wipe down. Follow with a thorough heating/drying of the rim. Don't touch the rim surface after the drying. If a new drip of sealant or whatever comes out, dry the hell out of the area again. 100% of the surface must be prepped or you may have to start again...

 

KRC96 wrote:

I read IPA like the beer.  I thought, where does a hardware store sell beer?  I like that place.  

MJT420 wrote:
My local hardware store has an exquisite beer and alcohol selection so it's not out of the realm of reality. For a hole in the wall...

My local hardware store has an exquisite beer and alcohol selection so it's not out of the realm of reality. For a hole in the wall place they even have a decent little bike section, MIPS helmets, sealant, tubes, some work in a pinch bike tools.

God bless that hardware store.  

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11/25/2025 3:08am

I used to have a shitty bike rack you could pretty easily just steal off the car if you wanted, and I had to head into the shop. I was so proud of my idea to back up perfectly to a pole so I could lock my bike to the pole without having to take it off the rack. Came out of the shop, jump in my car and promptly ripped my bike off the rack driving away breaking the straps it was attached with and giving it a big ol scratch.

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11/25/2025 8:47am
ebikeluver wrote:
I used to have a shitty bike rack you could pretty easily just steal off the car if you wanted, and I had to head into...

I used to have a shitty bike rack you could pretty easily just steal off the car if you wanted, and I had to head into the shop. I was so proud of my idea to back up perfectly to a pole so I could lock my bike to the pole without having to take it off the rack. Came out of the shop, jump in my car and promptly ripped my bike off the rack driving away breaking the straps it was attached with and giving it a big ol scratch.

LOL dude this is unbelievably funny. The carnage!

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11/26/2025 11:41am
As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues...

As I get older, I'm trying to do stuff the "right" way instead of just making it up as I go.  One of my main issues is that I'm a chronic over-tightener.  It turns out that my hands are not calibrated to the torque spec.  So I got a fancy torque wrench for working on my bike.  

The other day, it came time to replace my threaded bottom bracket.  I was stoked because this was a chance to do stuff right!  I can justify my purchase and utilize my new, flashy tool.  I get the old BB out, clean out the shell, grease stuff up real nice, and start threading the new one in.  I got stuff hand tight, and it comes time to use the fancy torque wrench.  Turns out that my new tool is a 1/4 inch drive, and the BB tool uses a 3/8 inch drive.  That's fine, I'll use my shitty, less cool-looking torque wrench that I use on my car.  I start with the drive side cup, set my wrench to 50nm, and start tightening.  My first thought is, "man, I'm so glad I'm doing this the right way.  50nm is A LOT, there is no way I'd know what that is." I keep tightening.  Mind you, to do this part of the install, I have my bike flipped upside down.  I knew the 50nm was a bit of force, and I didn't want to put that through my dropper.  By now, I'm putting body weight on this torque wrench, and it hasn't clicked yet.  There was a second thought forming somewhere in my brain, but it hadn't materialized. 

At this point, I'm flummoxed.  I'd used a torque wrench that I have used before, which I knew worked.  Why was it not clicking?  Dejected, I moved onto the other side.  I set the torque wrench back to its normal direction, and in a few turns it clicked, letting me know that it was at 50nm.  That is when it hit me.  Assumptions are like assholes. My nice new torque wrench will read torque in either direction.  My old torque wrench, while having the ability to change directions, doesn't actually take readings when winding to the left.  So, how tight was my drive side bottom bracket?  Well, I don't know, but needless to say, I had to use my BIG cheater bar to back it off. 

 


This is my big cheater bar.  It's my old dirt jump handlebars.  How do you spell professional?  IDK. 

big cheater bar

This made me remember an old "dumb bike problem" from a few years ago; I was changing out my front tire and decided to use the torque wrench when putting the wheel back on. There's a a torque spec right on the Maxle that connects my wheel to the fork lugs; 9-13.5 N*M or 80-120 in-lbs. Since I use freedom digits, I went with the 80-120 foot pounds and started tightening. 

You probably already see the problem, but if not, read on.

Tightened the bolt - tighter, tighter, tighter, holy crap, that seems tight for an axle, but what do I know.... tight, tight, tight. Well, I'm definitely not going all the way to 120! 80 should be just fine. Sheesh! 
After I had tightened the axle tighter than a German virgin (gutundteit,) I realized that I was working in foot pounds, when the axle had called for inch pounds. Apparently, it only needed to be 1/12th as tight as that. Thankfully, I was able to back it off and didn't damage my fork or hub with the factor of 10 dimwittedness I had exhibited. 

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11/26/2025 5:11pm
ebikeluver wrote:
I used to have a shitty bike rack you could pretty easily just steal off the car if you wanted, and I had to head into...

I used to have a shitty bike rack you could pretty easily just steal off the car if you wanted, and I had to head into the shop. I was so proud of my idea to back up perfectly to a pole so I could lock my bike to the pole without having to take it off the rack. Came out of the shop, jump in my car and promptly ripped my bike off the rack driving away breaking the straps it was attached with and giving it a big ol scratch.

Holy shit.  Just because it didn’t work so well one time doesn’t mean this isn’t my new method. I’m gonna try this! 

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11/27/2025 5:34am
MJT420 wrote:
My experience was similar, it took a buddy to help me and pretty much any progress we made we had to zip tie the tire to...

My experience was similar, it took a buddy to help me and pretty much any progress we made we had to zip tie the tire to the rim so we weren't constantly losing our progress. I figured we would screw up the bead before it made it on there but somehow we did it. The bontrager tires that came with it weren't too hard so I assumed it was maybe maxxis but it sounds like the bontrager wheels are actually the issue.

In case anyone is still using the OEM plastic tubeless strips that come on Bontrager rims, those are equivalent to ~4 layers of tubeless tape. It also makes the center channel narrower and won't allow both beads of DH tires to sit in the channel at the same time, a recipe for frustration. Replacing that with 1 layer of tubeless tape is the first step. 

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11/29/2025 5:02pm
Falcon wrote:
This made me remember an old "dumb bike problem" from a few years ago; I was changing out my front tire and decided to use the...

This made me remember an old "dumb bike problem" from a few years ago; I was changing out my front tire and decided to use the torque wrench when putting the wheel back on. There's a a torque spec right on the Maxle that connects my wheel to the fork lugs; 9-13.5 N*M or 80-120 in-lbs. Since I use freedom digits, I went with the 80-120 foot pounds and started tightening. 

You probably already see the problem, but if not, read on.

Tightened the bolt - tighter, tighter, tighter, holy crap, that seems tight for an axle, but what do I know.... tight, tight, tight. Well, I'm definitely not going all the way to 120! 80 should be just fine. Sheesh! 
After I had tightened the axle tighter than a German virgin (gutundteit,) I realized that I was working in foot pounds, when the axle had called for inch pounds. Apparently, it only needed to be 1/12th as tight as that. Thankfully, I was able to back it off and didn't damage my fork or hub with the factor of 10 dimwittedness I had exhibited. 

Holy cow, that's wild and I can't believe you didn't break something. 80 foot pounds is A LOT of torque.

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11/29/2025 6:32pm
Falcon wrote:
This made me remember an old "dumb bike problem" from a few years ago; I was changing out my front tire and decided to use the...

This made me remember an old "dumb bike problem" from a few years ago; I was changing out my front tire and decided to use the torque wrench when putting the wheel back on. There's a a torque spec right on the Maxle that connects my wheel to the fork lugs; 9-13.5 N*M or 80-120 in-lbs. Since I use freedom digits, I went with the 80-120 foot pounds and started tightening. 

You probably already see the problem, but if not, read on.

Tightened the bolt - tighter, tighter, tighter, holy crap, that seems tight for an axle, but what do I know.... tight, tight, tight. Well, I'm definitely not going all the way to 120! 80 should be just fine. Sheesh! 
After I had tightened the axle tighter than a German virgin (gutundteit,) I realized that I was working in foot pounds, when the axle had called for inch pounds. Apparently, it only needed to be 1/12th as tight as that. Thankfully, I was able to back it off and didn't damage my fork or hub with the factor of 10 dimwittedness I had exhibited. 

TEAMROBOT wrote:

Holy cow, that's wild and I can't believe you didn't break something. 80 foot pounds is A LOT of torque.

When you give an auto mechanic a bicycle.


 

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11/30/2025 7:13pm

Torque wrenches are a goldmine.  I once handed one to a friend of a friend, after having set the torque he needed, but didn't think to ask whether he'd used one before.  There was an alarming number of clicks.

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12/1/2025 9:45am
Falcon wrote:
This made me remember an old "dumb bike problem" from a few years ago; I was changing out my front tire and decided to use the...

This made me remember an old "dumb bike problem" from a few years ago; I was changing out my front tire and decided to use the torque wrench when putting the wheel back on. There's a a torque spec right on the Maxle that connects my wheel to the fork lugs; 9-13.5 N*M or 80-120 in-lbs. Since I use freedom digits, I went with the 80-120 foot pounds and started tightening. 

You probably already see the problem, but if not, read on.

Tightened the bolt - tighter, tighter, tighter, holy crap, that seems tight for an axle, but what do I know.... tight, tight, tight. Well, I'm definitely not going all the way to 120! 80 should be just fine. Sheesh! 
After I had tightened the axle tighter than a German virgin (gutundteit,) I realized that I was working in foot pounds, when the axle had called for inch pounds. Apparently, it only needed to be 1/12th as tight as that. Thankfully, I was able to back it off and didn't damage my fork or hub with the factor of 10 dimwittedness I had exhibited. 

TEAMROBOT wrote:

Holy cow, that's wild and I can't believe you didn't break something. 80 foot pounds is A LOT of torque.

Right? I'm surprised I didn't at least strip the threads. I got lucky! 

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12/1/2025 7:34pm

Another rim tape suggestion: I find that when I can't get rim tape to stick (which is often, even with cleaning well, using a heat gun, etc) is to Gorilla tape the rim after it's fully cleaned, press it down to have it adhere, remove it, and then install rim tape. I've found that whatever residue is left behind by the Gorilla tape helps the rim tape stick. 

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12/17/2025 6:19pm
Falcon wrote:
This made me remember an old "dumb bike problem" from a few years ago; I was changing out my front tire and decided to use the...

This made me remember an old "dumb bike problem" from a few years ago; I was changing out my front tire and decided to use the torque wrench when putting the wheel back on. There's a a torque spec right on the Maxle that connects my wheel to the fork lugs; 9-13.5 N*M or 80-120 in-lbs. Since I use freedom digits, I went with the 80-120 foot pounds and started tightening. 

You probably already see the problem, but if not, read on.

Tightened the bolt - tighter, tighter, tighter, holy crap, that seems tight for an axle, but what do I know.... tight, tight, tight. Well, I'm definitely not going all the way to 120! 80 should be just fine. Sheesh! 
After I had tightened the axle tighter than a German virgin (gutundteit,) I realized that I was working in foot pounds, when the axle had called for inch pounds. Apparently, it only needed to be 1/12th as tight as that. Thankfully, I was able to back it off and didn't damage my fork or hub with the factor of 10 dimwittedness I had exhibited. 

I've forgotten what bolt I snapped the head off over two decades ago doing the same thing.  I fully committed to Nm.  For the odd time I come across in-lbs on a bike (looking at you, Santa Cruz), I just convert and make notes.  On the couple of torque wrenches I have with metric and imperial scales, the imperial scale is taped/painted/etc. over in some fashion.  Otherwise, I know myself well to know that it's just a matter of time . . .

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12/17/2025 6:29pm
AndehM wrote:
For those of you struggling with tubeless still, spending a few extra bucks on good rim tape goes a long way (besides the good suggestions of...

For those of you struggling with tubeless still, spending a few extra bucks on good rim tape goes a long way (besides the good suggestions of cleaning and drying the rim well).  Get 2mm wider than your rim's internal width, and tape that's got good adhesive and stretch.  My favorite is Reserve tape, followed by DT Swiss.  Reserve seems to be a little bit stretchier which helps mold to the rim bed shape.  

Related to rim tape - anyone have some magic trick for stopping the end from gradually lifting up from sealant over time?  That really seems to be the only reason I have to retape these days - when that flap gets loosened a few inches and is getting close to the valve stem.

I second all the cleaning/heating/etc. tip to get it on correctly, reserve or dt swiss tape, and the 45 degree angle.

Are you by chance a fellow OCD person that, once both beads are in the channel, wiggles the tire a few millimeters this way or that to perfectly line up the logos on the valve stems?  If so, I'd recommend using bead cream when installing the tires.

While I can keep tape on for years, the ends coming up are definitely the first way it starts getting ragged.  I just had to retape a rim because of a damaged spoke.  I began with an 8" strip centered on the valve hole, and the started the actual taping 180 degrees from the valve hole.  Theory was that since you're always staring and stopping at the valve when uninstalling and installing tires, maybe you'd be less likely to mess with the adhesion of the ends when swapping tires.

Probably won't make any difference, but I always enjoy overthinking things.

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12/17/2025 6:41pm

Have ridden carbon frames for a long time.  Built up a Madonna.  Trip bike for me, and on first big rowdy descent I'm getting this weird, intermittent, metallic, clanging sound.  I kick things off with some good ole catastrophic, black-and-white, my-trip-is-ruined-thinking and then get down the specifics: fork damper probably has come loose; maybe it's the coil on my shock.  I'm running heavy casing instead of inserts, so maybe my tire pressure is low and the rim dings are reverberating in the allow frame, etc., etc. 

Noise and theories come and go throughout the day.  Finally realize that when my water bottle (big 25 oz. one) is full, it's moving enough in the cage to hit the top tube and make the sound.  Sound was coming and going as I drank down and refilled the bottle.  Easily solved with a piece of shuttle-guard thick mastic tape on the underside of the top tube.

The really dumb part is that, on my trail bike, I have an identical piece of mastic tape in an identical spot for the identical reason.  But the trail bike is carbon, and the sound is so completely different between a carbon and alloy frame that it took me all day to put two and two together.

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4/22/2026 7:51am Edited Date/Time 4/22/2026 7:53am

Added a couple new notches in the idiot belt recently: 

My Maven brakes started getting air in the levers and fouling bleeds fairly quickly. First the front, then the rear, then the front again. WTF? Wandering bite point and general ranting ensues for a bit... Further investigation reveals that I had not tightened the hose compression nut to the lever anywhere near the proper 8nm torque. I got at lest a turn and a half on each nut with the crow foot torque wrench. Fresh bleed and haven't had an issue yet this season. Ran the loose hoses for at least the second half of last season... Derp. 

While doing the most recent bleed I hooked up the lever syringe and caliper syringe as normal. I start trying to push fluid through the line and the syringe is rock solid. Check the pinch clamps, open. Check the bleed port, open. I step back for a head scratch and notice that one syringe is hooked up to the front brake lever and the other syringe is hooked up to the rear caliper. DoubleDerp.

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