Fender bender freakout

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jptree 10/7/2010 6:51pm
10/7/2010 6:51pm Edited Date/Time 10/4/2011 5:12pm
tmx wrote:
Carol was in shock, scared to death, possibly injured with high emotions. Obviously not as skilled a rider as the guy behind her. Flowboy was a...
Carol was in shock, scared to death, possibly injured with high emotions. Obviously not as skilled a rider as the guy behind her.

Flowboy was a tad defensive at first because it seemed he was keeping a mindful distance from her so as not to give the less experienced rider the heebie jeebies.

Yet he quickly realized he was in the wrong and accepted the fury being unleashed upon him. He repeatedly expressed sincere remorse for having caused the crash and showed genuine concern for Carol's well-being despite her being unable to calm down.

But he finally cracked the shell, his efforts were not wasted. Carol came to realize this rear-ending stranger who scared her to death and could have caused great harm wasn't the thoughtless evil monster she was making him out to be. He was just another fallable person like herself, if not kinder than she. For it was just last week she failed to apologize to a coworker for knocking them down as she sprinted for the closing elevator to meet a stressful deadline.

Flowboy sensed embarrassment emgerging from the emotional woman as the shock began to wear off. He started off down the trail graciously saving her from having to face the humiliation of her own errors as he just endured himself.

They later made friends in the parking lot and agreed to exchange riding lessons for homemade chocolate chip cookies.
Carol (the bitch) needs to take some Zanex or something because her response was not reasonable, appropriate, or normal.

It's funny that she thought she had "broken her leg" when she miraculously was able to throw her heavy freeride bike from a standing position and walk around 30 seconds later.

And lastly, her throwing her bike did more damage than her "crash" did. What a joke.

ginnobautista 10/7/2010 8:10pm
10/7/2010 8:10pm Edited Date/Time 10/7/2010 8:23pm
bturman wrote:


Whoa!
GET OFF THE TRAIL!!!!! B--OUCH!!!! stop at the side not at the middle always assumes there is someone behind you
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DBPhoto 10/7/2010 8:32pm
10/7/2010 8:32pm
i commend that guy
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dirty 10/7/2010 8:35pm
10/7/2010 8:35pm
HOLY MOLY!! hilarious! that is so much armor over clothing...and the reaction a bit overboard.
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Slobby 10/8/2010 2:03am
10/8/2010 2:03am
Man! That guy was TO kind.
Josh_Bryceland 10/8/2010 3:07am
10/8/2010 3:07am
That lady was so irrational! it totally looked like she heard him coming and brake checked him, it obviously backfired as she came off worse. i feel for the guy though that must have ruined his day riding.... women
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WAKi 10/8/2010 4:13am
10/8/2010 4:13am Edited Date/Time 10/8/2010 4:34am
Guy was too nice, but what happened I believe is this males slef defence mechanism, it must be something primal. Our brains just switch to thinking: an angry woman is always right! never argue with an angry woman, especially one in pain.



But I have a tip here (a guide to a more enriching man-women on trail encounters): don't try to understand her, as you are unable to do taht, angry women don't understand each other either... just start listening passively - Quite shortly your male instinct will turn on a "stand-by mode" after which you won't remember a single word she said and you can continue enjoying your day...



aaah... alcohol works well in disrupting the first mechanism function...< but if its your girl/wife, that won't do you any good at all/p>

iceman2058 10/8/2010 6:38am
10/8/2010 6:38am
Such a horrible person this woman. A.you did it on purpose, b. you threw your BIKE at someone, and c. you faked injury and used it to rile up the gathering crowd.
Don't worry though, because d. will be around soon enough and if you think you're such a badass - wait 'til you meet KARMA. That's one perma-PMS bitch with an attitude...and you two will become intimate friends one of these days...
northwestdhdad 10/8/2010 11:33am
10/8/2010 11:33am
100 MPH huh? Barely 25 maybe. Carol has issues and shouldn't be allowed near people. If she's unable to apologize to a coworker then why is she so righteous to tell another biker how to ride? She's a bitch. I would have thrown her bike off the trail if she came at me like that........ghost ride it and let her walk. And holy crap- can you wear more armor and look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?!?
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GLUeman 10/8/2010 2:25pm
10/8/2010 2:25pm Edited Date/Time 4/21/2016 10:19am
What a freak!

We'd all be better off if people like this chick would just not ride bikes.

If you're not prepared to fall and possibly get hurt don't bother getting on the bike and take up trail space that I wanna use.
t.martin 10/8/2010 10:38pm
10/8/2010 10:38pm Edited Date/Time 10/8/2010 10:39pm
Women drivers, no survivors..
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rkoozno 10/9/2010 8:52am
10/9/2010 8:52am Edited Date/Time 5/14/2011 5:24am
Dude.............next time do the right thing for a change.
FlyingIrish 10/9/2010 2:43pm
10/9/2010 2:43pm
Haha "i promise I'll never do it again"
FlyingIrish 10/9/2010 2:45pm
10/9/2010 2:45pm
He was clearly doing close to 100mph. HAHAHAH crazy bitch! LOL "He's paying for it!"
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jptree 10/9/2010 3:17pm
10/9/2010 3:17pm
FlyingIrish wrote:
He was clearly doing close to 100mph. HAHAHAH crazy bitch! LOL "He's paying for it!"
That part cracked me up. Her throwing her bike in the air at him did was way more likely to do damage than it tipping over in the 100 mph "crash."
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bonner 10/10/2010 4:10am
10/10/2010 4:10am
shes just being a b..ch, there was no reason for how agro she went on that guy. she barley tipped over. i think i broke my leg! ahahaha
Keith_D'Angelico 10/10/2010 2:32pm
10/10/2010 2:32pm
If you are that sensitive, you are on wrong bike, stick to xc lady! Lucky for you that was a fembot!
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leem 10/10/2010 3:50pm
10/10/2010 3:50pm
Sven Martin wrote:
On the PB vid....looks like the helmet cam wearer and his buddies should be doing more than just asking "are you okay" when someone keeps passing...
On the PB vid....looks like the helmet cam wearer and his buddies should be doing more than just asking "are you okay" when someone keeps passing out like that. Jeez!
On similar note check http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA1huzzt-0Q 2:15 mark.
Yes! Awesome, Sven.
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FreeForAll 10/11/2010 7:45am
10/11/2010 7:45am Edited Date/Time 10/11/2010 7:46am
DEFINITELY chick's fault. He tried to pass her for a couple hundred yards on WIDE singletrack with that 8itch swerving all over the trail that she was going WAY too slow on then then she stops completely on the MIDDLE LINE of a bermed turn. Stop anywhere else in that turn and there would've been passing space. It's obviously a park trail with a decent rider volume. If you're slower get the fvck out of the way. He didn't owe her an apology for $hit.
felton_flyer 10/11/2010 1:07pm
10/11/2010 1:07pm
what a bunch of hens standing around clucking, wasting good riding time!

why doesn't the dude ever ask - 'whatsup with the brake check, beeotch??!"
KiyoTatsu 4/29/2011 8:39am
4/29/2011 8:39am
Shocked My advice to her would be to take up knitting or some other equally dangerous past time so that she can no longer be either a danger to other bikers or an embarrassment to the rest of her gender.
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Five7teen 4/30/2011 6:30pm
4/30/2011 6:30pm
Wow. If she's that scared maybe this isn't for her. And as everyone sais never stop in the middle. He did nothing wrong and bravo to you dude for staying and apologizing.
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Five7teen 4/30/2011 6:41pm
4/30/2011 6:41pm
Nickh wrote:
hahaha Here is a REAL collision. Please watch through the video as the man continues to pass out and fall like a ton of bricks. 100...
hahaha

Here is a REAL collision.






Please watch through the video as the man continues to pass out and fall like a ton of bricks.

100 mph hahahahahahahahahahah,

Nobody's fault, I'm right your wrong. Unless you agree, then I change my position in order to clash.
Dang!

No your not wrong its wasn't anyones fault. Its part of the game!
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seth505 5/3/2011 12:46pm
5/3/2011 12:46pm
what a douche, I would have laughed in her face and been out of breath from laughing so much.

"what are you in a big rush!?" oops, everyone knows mtb trails are much more fun while going piss slow.
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ac9294 6/24/2011 5:19pm
6/24/2011 5:19pm
bturman wrote:


Whoa!
I love all the comments! You know I quess I could have bailed but, I really didnt expect her to stop. The good news is that it will be featured on a upcoming tv show. I set up a facebook page to keep everyone in the loop. Search Fender Bender Freakout on facebook. I hope to see you guys there!

Ac
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ac9294 6/24/2011 5:20pm
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Five7teen wrote:
Wow. If she's that scared maybe this isn't for her. And as everyone sais never stop in the middle. He did nothing wrong and bravo to...
Wow. If she's that scared maybe this isn't for her. And as everyone sais never stop in the middle. He did nothing wrong and bravo to you dude for staying and apologizing.
I love all the comments! You know I quess I could have bailed but, I really didnt expect her to stop. The good news is that it will be featured on a upcoming tv show. I set up a facebook page to keep everyone in the loop. Search Fender Bender Freakout on facebook. I hope to see you guys there!

Ac
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ac9294 6/24/2011 5:22pm
6/24/2011 5:22pm
FreeForAll wrote:
DEFINITELY chick's fault. He tried to pass her for a couple hundred yards on WIDE singletrack with that 8itch swerving all over the trail that she...
DEFINITELY chick's fault. He tried to pass her for a couple hundred yards on WIDE singletrack with that 8itch swerving all over the trail that she was going WAY too slow on then then she stops completely on the MIDDLE LINE of a bermed turn. Stop anywhere else in that turn and there would've been passing space. It's obviously a park trail with a decent rider volume. If you're slower get the fvck out of the way. He didn't owe her an apology for $hit.
thanks dude! I set up a facebook page to keep everyone up to date on the upcoming tv show featuring my moment of glory. search fender bender freakout. hope to see you there!

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ac9294 6/24/2011 5:23pm
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KiyoTatsu wrote:
:ohmy: My advice to her would be to take up knitting or some other equally dangerous past time so that she can no longer be either...
Shocked My advice to her would be to take up knitting or some other equally dangerous past time so that she can no longer be either a danger to other bikers or an embarrassment to the rest of her gender.
I set up a facebook page to keep everyone up to date on the upcoming tv show featuring my moment of glory. search fender bender freakout. hope to see you there!

ac
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ac9294 6/24/2011 5:24pm
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Nickh wrote:
hahaha Here is a REAL collision. Please watch through the video as the man continues to pass out and fall like a ton of bricks. 100...
hahaha

Here is a REAL collision.






Please watch through the video as the man continues to pass out and fall like a ton of bricks.

100 mph hahahahahahahahahahah,

Nobody's fault, I'm right your wrong. Unless you agree, then I change my position in order to clash.
Five7teen wrote:
Dang!

No your not wrong its wasn't anyones fault. Its part of the game!
Wow your right, I got off lucky!

ac

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