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Added a comment about feature Vital Rides the All-New 2019 Santa Cruz Bronson and 5010
Added reply in a thread PODCast feedback
Yep. Love'em. But for the love of god please figure out how to equalize the audio. I'm constantly turning the volume up and down to keep up with 'mumbles in the background that are an actual part of the conversation' and 'why is that person yelling at ... more ยป
Added a comment about video Kenny Smith, Gnar BC Shredding, Devinci's New e-Bike
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Added a comment about video Kenny Smith, Gnar BC Shredding, Devinci's New e-Bike
Dear bike industry. Fuck right off with this shit. You managed to make a ripper like Kenny Smith look average with that mess. I hope you can sleep with yourself at night because no one else who actually likes mountain bikes will. That's right, ebikes will get you unlaid. #science
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Added a comment about feature What Do Riders Think? Seven Disc Brakes Reviewed by Vital MTB Members
Talking about shimano without mentioning the leaking pistons that eventually happens to all of them, every single model is only part of the picture. It's a key component to why those things have to be pumped up. They will always eventually get air in them though that mechanism. Sometimes it's within a week of being new, sometimes two years. But they all do it.
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Added reply in a thread Transition Smuggler vs. YT Jeffsy
Smuggler refers to grape smuggler which refers to testicles. Therefore Smuggler. Because testicles.
Added a comment about product review The All-New 2019 Pivot Trail 429 Takes on One of Moab's Hardest Rides
I'm probably the only person you know who regularly pushes up portal to come back down it multiple times in a row. Love it. I wanted to hear the bike sounds and what a short travel pivot sounds like when it cries. For science.
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Liked a comment on the item The All-New 2019 Pivot Trail 429 Takes on One of Moab's Hardest Rides
Unfortunately the gimbal is in for repair. Turns out they're only up for about six months of use on rough trails, so there's no footage of this descent. It's chunky. The lower portion best described by Nate Hills as "pure violence." You'd love it.
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Added a comment about product review The All-New 2019 Pivot Trail 429 Takes on One of Moab's Hardest Rides
Added a comment about product review The All-New 2019 Pivot Trail 429 Takes on One of Moab's Hardest Rides
Added a comment about press release Formula Introduces New Cura 4 Brakes
Dear bike companies: Don't put out press releases for products not available for 4-5 months. Especially when 'end of northern hemisphere riding season' is your release date.
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Added a comment about feature Vital Tests Greg Minnaar's Maxxis Tire - The Assegai
Whoa, 30mm tire on a 26mm rim!!?? That's fucked up! I'm calling Bat Man!!!
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Added reply in a thread 2018 Racing Rumors
Was that an Alta motors sticker on Laurie Greenland's helmet? As in www.altamotors.co? Sure looked like it.
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Because OF COURSE crankbrothers wheels have proprietary spokes that tighten right there.
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Added a comment about video Vital RAW - Croatia World Cup DH Day 1
rootin for blinki.
One of the only people not wearing little ballet britches.
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Added a comment about feature Vital Tests Greg Minnaar's Maxxis Tire - The Assegai
Good framing at the end
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Added a comment about video SHRED WITH STEVE - Screamin' in Steamboat
That guy tim has a sweet camelback.
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Added a comment about photo Maxxis Minnaar Tires You Wish You Had
What's fggy mean?
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Added a comment about photo Maxxis Minnaar Tires You Wish You Had
Haha! No I don't. Look at those fggn things. What the hell are they thinking? Looks like someone puked some fruity pebbles shapes on a perfectly good townie slick.
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So how's that bronson leverage curve compared to the nomad? Moving away from the 'hammock' was kind of the point of that lower shock mount link, right?
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