13 Bikes That Will Give You Nightmares 15

Remember, before you scroll down, you can't unsee any of these things. It's a big, bad, scary world out there! Happy Halloween.

We'll take two, please

It would be a nightmare not to have one of these.

A true do-it-all bike

Built with the extreme internet forum rider in mind so they can keep up with the latest trends quickly and easily.

Because e-bikes are for pussies

Could be a nightmare for certain body parts, however.

Groomer for the 2016 Olympic XC course or Freddy Krueger's personal whip?

All that ingenuity and labor without the hassles of needing a chain. +1 for the bars, though.

The $1,000,000 Gold Fat Bike

Sure you're one of only 13 people to own this hand-gold-plated rig, but a) it's a fat bike and 2) you could have bought this at the base of Whistler and had $600k left over to spend on booze while watching Joyride instead. #makessense

The Pronghorn

As said in our Eurobike coverage, that's one way to make room for a water bottle.

This

#nocaption

Since we're on the topic of tricycles

Oh wait, it's not a tricycle. Yeah we used this last year, but we're still in therapy because of it.

Thinking outside the triangle

​​Shoulda stayed inside it.

Two belts too many

At least they got the stem length right.

BMW, please stick to cars

Still blowing it after all these years.

gordo's first "downhill" bike

According the DH forum on MTBR in 1999, this was as rad as it gets. 12 dropped chains and 16-minutes later, I finished my first DH race at Keystone.

Coming soon to MTB standards

All of you who have + bikes on order, cancel 'em and wait until 2017. Our industry insiders say this shit's comin' in hot! Happy Halloween!