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12/27/2017 8:26am
Alright, let's have a peep, what radness did Santa leave under the Christmas tree for you this year? Share the stoke!


A shaving set of razor blades and shave gel to last a fokking year. I have a FOKKING BEARD!
A shitty little vibrating back massager for my chair.
I don't wqant a back massager?
My wife and kids say I take my presents back every year and yet each year they step up their game of ass hattery.
I love them in every aspect of life except for presents. Screw shitty presents. It's not the thought that counts.
Here's a thought. How about" What do you want for under $50 that you can use?
Uh....I don't know, a shop vac, a new tire for my trail bike, a set of goggles, a plan black pair of riding shorts I've been needing for forever. Any fokking thing except a crap as hell back massager you found on the clearance rack.
I bought their sorry asses stuff from Hollister, Eddie Bauer, Polaroid, Adidas, Nike....they asked for every bit of it.
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