What Did Santa Bring You?

Edited Date/Time 12/27/2017 8:26am
Alright, let's have a peep, what radness did Santa leave under the Christmas tree for you this year? Share the stoke!



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12/25/2017 11:20am
Plenty of (bike related) socks, a SPOT, and Jerry of the Day merch. Good year.
Dirk77
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12/25/2017 1:45pm
I scored a 200 frckn dollar gift card to a local snowboard shop!!! my mother in law and wife collaborated! Vans sweatshirt, cabelas socks. t'was a good year!
12/25/2017 3:11pm
Coal. . .lots and lots of coal.
freebiker
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12/25/2017 4:02pm
Trump likes coal
12/25/2017 4:14pm
Wolf Tooth Fat Paws. My hands are yuuuuge
HartwerksCO
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12/25/2017 6:57pm
I got an amazing new insulated shell from my wife (the Expedition jacket from Strafe) and the in-laws got us a Thule trailer for the little guy's first Christmas. Honestly, the best gift was just having the day off to spend with my family. Super stoked to spend my little man's first Christmas at home with him!
rumm
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12/26/2017 12:06am
Santa has brought me Santa.

12/26/2017 2:36am
Wife got me a X2 for my Patrol and some socks. I’m pretty stoked. Enjoy family time team
bizutch
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12/26/2017 11:04am Edited Date/Time 12/26/2017 11:04am
I love my wife and 2 daugthters, but for Christmas they bought me SHIT!
A shaving set of razor blades and shave gel to last a fokking year. I have a FOKKING BEARD!
A shitty little vibrating back massager for my chair.

I don't wqant a back massager?

My wife and kids say I take my presents back every year and yet each year they step up their game of ass hattery.
I love them in every aspect of life except for presents. Screw shitty presents. It's not the thought that counts.
Here's a thought. How about" What do you want for under $50 that you can use?
Uh....I don't know, a shop vac, a new tire for my trail bike, a set of goggles, a plan black pair of riding shorts I've been needing for forever. Any fokking thing except a crap as hell back massager you found on the clearance rack.

I bought their sorry asses stuff from Hollister, Eddie Bauer, Polaroid, Adidas, Nike....they asked for every bit of it.
12/26/2017 5:56pm
bizutch wrote:
I love my wife and 2 daugthters, but for Christmas they bought me SHIT! A shaving set of razor blades and shave gel to last a...
I love my wife and 2 daugthters, but for Christmas they bought me SHIT!
A shaving set of razor blades and shave gel to last a fokking year. I have a FOKKING BEARD!
A shitty little vibrating back massager for my chair.

I don't wqant a back massager?

My wife and kids say I take my presents back every year and yet each year they step up their game of ass hattery.
I love them in every aspect of life except for presents. Screw shitty presents. It's not the thought that counts.
Here's a thought. How about" What do you want for under $50 that you can use?
Uh....I don't know, a shop vac, a new tire for my trail bike, a set of goggles, a plan black pair of riding shorts I've been needing for forever. Any fokking thing except a crap as hell back massager you found on the clearance rack.

I bought their sorry asses stuff from Hollister, Eddie Bauer, Polaroid, Adidas, Nike....they asked for every bit of it.
Grinch.
wes29
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12/27/2017 7:08am
Santa was dialed in this year; TLD sprint pants, Bose bluetooth speaker, and a new air compressor. I was one lucky dude this year.
JCL
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12/27/2017 8:17am
bizutch wrote:
I love my wife and 2 daugthters, but for Christmas they bought me SHIT! A shaving set of razor blades and shave gel to last a...
I love my wife and 2 daugthters, but for Christmas they bought me SHIT!
A shaving set of razor blades and shave gel to last a fokking year. I have a FOKKING BEARD!
A shitty little vibrating back massager for my chair.

I don't wqant a back massager?

My wife and kids say I take my presents back every year and yet each year they step up their game of ass hattery.
I love them in every aspect of life except for presents. Screw shitty presents. It's not the thought that counts.
Here's a thought. How about" What do you want for under $50 that you can use?
Uh....I don't know, a shop vac, a new tire for my trail bike, a set of goggles, a plan black pair of riding shorts I've been needing for forever. Any fokking thing except a crap as hell back massager you found on the clearance rack.

I bought their sorry asses stuff from Hollister, Eddie Bauer, Polaroid, Adidas, Nike....they asked for every bit of it.
100% agree. I'd rather have nothing than shit from China I've gotta return.

bizutch
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12/27/2017 8:26am
bizutch wrote:
I love my wife and 2 daugthters, but for Christmas they bought me SHIT! A shaving set of razor blades and shave gel to last a...
I love my wife and 2 daugthters, but for Christmas they bought me SHIT!
A shaving set of razor blades and shave gel to last a fokking year. I have a FOKKING BEARD!
A shitty little vibrating back massager for my chair.

I don't wqant a back massager?

My wife and kids say I take my presents back every year and yet each year they step up their game of ass hattery.
I love them in every aspect of life except for presents. Screw shitty presents. It's not the thought that counts.
Here's a thought. How about" What do you want for under $50 that you can use?
Uh....I don't know, a shop vac, a new tire for my trail bike, a set of goggles, a plan black pair of riding shorts I've been needing for forever. Any fokking thing except a crap as hell back massager you found on the clearance rack.

I bought their sorry asses stuff from Hollister, Eddie Bauer, Polaroid, Adidas, Nike....they asked for every bit of it.
JCL wrote:
100% agree. I'd rather have nothing than shit from China I've gotta return.

Did we just become best friends?

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