2025 World Cup Downhill / EDR - Leogang, Austria

Related:
Leogang, Austria
UCI Mountain Bike World Cup
Downhill
CamNeelyCantWheelie 6/10/2025 9:29am
6/10/2025 9:29am
bizutch wrote:
You got it.  We need to fill 6 more slots:1. Direct Quote from Vital forum Member ?Here is a sample card. Can remove something if a...

You got it.  
We need to fill 6 more slots:
1. Direct Quote from Vital forum Member ?

Here is a sample card. Can remove something if a better play is suggested!
image 351.png?VersionId=8DHBYS1BkVFtezzRnt

 

Camera man zooms in on the bike tires through a key technical section.

4
RadAxSmirch 6/10/2025 9:38am
6/10/2025 9:38am

Full resort and region branding, please! 

Here! In! Val_di_Sole! .... Trentino!

3
Red Number 3 6/10/2025 9:48am
6/10/2025 9:48am
bizutch wrote:

Huck A Buck added!
Spicy Added!
Here! In! Val de Sole! added!

Need a few blocks for random things on camera & celebrity sightings
Accidents? Bloopers? Blue Smoke? 
Vape Pen?
Dog Sighting? 

 

LePigPen wrote:

Maybe 'track marshal looking at phone' or some other form of hilarious marshal not giving a good god damn about the entire ordeal.

bizutch wrote:
You got it.  We need to fill 6 more slots:1. Direct Quote from Vital forum Member ?Here is a sample card. Can remove something if a...

You got it.  
We need to fill 6 more slots:
1. Direct Quote from Vital forum Member ?

Here is a sample card. Can remove something if a better play is suggested!
image 351.png?VersionId=8DHBYS1BkVFtezzRnt

 

My submission: "The Commencal Muc-Off By Riding Addiction rider " (or "Commencal Schwalbe By Les Orres" if you prefer). 

 

4
bizutch
Profile picture for user bizutch
Posts
1446
Joined
8/1/2009
Location
Fletcher, NC US
Fantasy
482nd
bizutch 6/10/2025 10:03am
6/10/2025 10:03am
bizutch wrote:
You got it.  We need to fill 6 more slots:1. Direct Quote from Vital forum Member ?Here is a sample card. Can remove something if a...

You got it.  
We need to fill 6 more slots:
1. Direct Quote from Vital forum Member ?

Here is a sample card. Can remove something if a better play is suggested!
image 351.png?VersionId=8DHBYS1BkVFtezzRnt

 

CamNeelyCantWheelie wrote:

Camera man zooms in on the bike tires through a key technical section.

How about "Camera CHASES Flat Tire" in the finish corral?

@Red Number 3 So forced to read "Insanely Long Team Name" work? 

3
bizutch
Profile picture for user bizutch
Posts
1446
Joined
8/1/2009
Location
Fletcher, NC US
Fantasy
482nd
bizutch 6/10/2025 10:11am
6/10/2025 10:11am Edited Date/Time 6/10/2025 10:35am

Anyone up for "Awkward Silence w/ Guest Announcer"?
"Massive Interviewer Hat" ???

Need something to do with absurd sightings on course or in the finish corral/background. 

Carlson reads the forums & will cheat the game if we toss too many phrases. Wouldn't put it past him to throw every single catch phrase at the very first run. 🤣

2
LePigPen
Profile picture for user LePigPen
Posts
974
Joined
12/23/2020
Location
Harbor City, CA US
Fantasy
93rd
LePigPen 6/10/2025 10:36am
6/10/2025 10:36am

A good one would def be 'ghost flat/mechanical' where they talk about an issue all run only for the rider to get down and there ends up being no flat or mechanical and they were just roasting him for going extra slow more or less...

1
RadAxSmirch 6/10/2025 12:04pm
6/10/2025 12:04pm

Carlson changes catchphrase every race. He's already ahead of the game!

Red Number 3 6/10/2025 12:08pm
6/10/2025 12:08pm
bizutch wrote:

How about "Camera CHASES Flat Tire" in the finish corral?

@Red Number 3 So forced to read "Insanely Long Team Name" work? 

Works for me!

1
Falcon
Profile picture for user Falcon
Posts
421
Joined
9/6/2015
Location
Menifee, CA US
Falcon 6/10/2025 3:59pm
6/10/2025 3:59pm
LePigPen wrote:
This reminds me of the horrific SX broadcasting where they have to say like "Monster Energy Series presented by Monster Energy". It can get even worse...

This reminds me of the horrific SX broadcasting where they have to say like "Monster Energy Series presented by Monster Energy". It can get even worse with team sponsors and then advertising afterwards. They really be like "he's making great time on that Monster Energy Kawasaki here at Monster Energy Supercross presented by Monster Energy, don't forget to pick up a can of Monster Energy at your local grocer today!" (I'm barely even exaggerating there.)

in those regards MTB is MUCH more listenable lol

It's Monsterally like they're Monstering to Energy our entire Monstering language or something Monstrous. I can't Monsterin' stand it. 

Mr.Nally
Profile picture for user Mr.Nally
Posts
658
Joined
1/2/2021
Location
AS
Mr.Nally 6/10/2025 10:26pm
6/10/2025 10:26pm

hold on, so the fans want more races, more new venues, more sick tracks BUT the venues, regions or towns that pay for the right to host said new tracks etc. are not allowed have their name mention on live TV? Why? Cos it's not core? Make it make sense 😁😅

3
1
RadAxSmirch 6/11/2025 1:12am
6/11/2025 1:12am
Mr.Nally wrote:
hold on, so the fans want more races, more new venues, more sick tracks BUT the venues, regions or towns that pay for the right to...

hold on, so the fans want more races, more new venues, more sick tracks BUT the venues, regions or towns that pay for the right to host said new tracks etc. are not allowed have their name mention on live TV? Why? Cos it's not core? Make it make sense 😁😅

It's also  the best way to turn the commentary into a drinking game. Shelve the bingo and get totally leathered instead! 

2
Mr.Nally
Profile picture for user Mr.Nally
Posts
658
Joined
1/2/2021
Location
AS
Mr.Nally 6/11/2025 1:50am
6/11/2025 1:50am
RadAxSmirch wrote:

It's also  the best way to turn the commentary into a drinking game. Shelve the bingo and get totally leathered instead! 

win win

Post a reply to: 2025 World Cup Downhill / EDR - Leogang, Austria