Here's my lame-o attempt: Rudolph the Green-Barred Reindeer Had a very shiny handlebar, And if you ever saw it, You would even say it glows. All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names; They never let poor Rudolph Join in any biking games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, Rudolph with your bar so bright, Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the Green-Barred Reindeer You'll go down in history.