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We Have a Winner of the Caption Contest

marcin.androoshkieveech is the winner for his Rob Warner-inspired comment! Stay tuned for more of these and well done everyone!

Tell 'em what they'll win, Bob!

-Circa 2010 Trek World Racing Jersey
-Two Avid Rotors, 185mm
-Vital Stickers and T-Shirts
-A Shock Pump
-A Pro-Tec Trucker Hat (the best fitting Truckers on the market)
-A copy of From the Inside Out DVD
-An undisclosed bonus item

Credit
Duncan Philpott
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Caption Contest - Be Funny, Win MTB Stuff
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132 comments

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sspomer
11 years ago
so many great captions! in the end, marcin.androoshkieveech is the winner with his rob warner reference. stay tuned, there will be more of these coming up b/c i have a lot of stuff to clear out.
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Picabo_Street
11 years ago
Looks alot like two douche bags wearing rental gear from the bikeshop. One is probably asking why he had to sign a liability waiver just to get a lift ticket, - while the other is wondering if they should just - "ride around in the parking lot "
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big b
11 years ago
Where's that switch I turn off to do a 8 ft drop?
It's right here!!
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kanoke01
11 years ago
Hey man, those new maxi guards are for your knees not your......
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lonchera
11 years ago
Now we'll be able to catch those damn Jedi Fighters with these bikes. Lord Vader will be proud of us.
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vics26
11 years ago
The Syndicate crew got busted by the UCI for wearing feminine pads as body armour and now have to wear full protection on the outside of thier kits.
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Patsquatch
11 years ago
"this stupid chest protector is shaving my side,
-Why did i let you talk me into ballistic pads for an xc race!!!"
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bikeluvnfoo
11 years ago
"Can you believe all the 'sweepers' we saw at the beach on the way here, those guys are such kooks"
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matt?
11 years ago
"I feel naked without all my kit on!" "Yeah, but think of the Americans. You've seen their airport security, just imagine what protection their governing body forces them to wear! This is where my tracking chip is after I made a bad joke about security issues through customs."
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Mptango
11 years ago
I know you said this was a better way to get chicks,, but Look, my ass still hurts from riding the Tour De France for three weeks!
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JASON_MTB
11 years ago
It's a bit much to ask... but could you please pull out my wedgie?
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MasCam
11 years ago
Lord Vader said if we're outside the top 20 he will send us to Hoth.... without fat bikes!!
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JASON_MTB
11 years ago
London is relying on us to keep thugs away from the cross country riders and you're still trying to get your protective suit on
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deeboy
11 years ago
Rider 1 - Black & White is sooooooo hot right now, Oh & see back here, the garment is so detailed.
Rider 2 - Oh yes darling, your glove-sock match up just so works with your cyan sequin g-string...
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Scrub
11 years ago
Wonder Twin Powers Activate! Shape of downhill gapers!
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Nikolias
11 years ago
Please check that my 'beginner' tag is not sticking out, I would hate anyone to know.
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Bill_Larkin
11 years ago
See this scar, yeah the one right here. This is where the surgeons seperated us when we were babies. So yeah, I know your my twin but all this carbon copy shit stops now! Our parents really messed you up by dressing us the same when we were younger, get your own look. I was born .0021 seconds before you so I am the Womb Champion damnit!
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gTuz
11 years ago
ME?? I told YOU last night what I was gonna wear.......... What THE hell dude?
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StuBoy66
11 years ago
Hey dude, just tell me straight....does my ass look big on this seat?
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StuBoy66
11 years ago
"So when doing the teapot the right hand goes here."
"Ahhh okay, now I get it"
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JonnyDH
11 years ago
Hey slap my ass just one more time.... now I'm ready for some turn bars.
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manhartt
11 years ago
Right guy : What else to wear ya??
Left guy : Ah wait! I'm gonna get my balls protection
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deeboy
11 years ago
Ha! after that ride there are more skids in your pants than on the trail....
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Brandon_Olson
11 years ago
I know all this protection is pretty uncomfortable but at least we are "gellin" with my dr scholls gel inserts
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sean08
11 years ago
Left: OK! Elbow, Knee, and Spinal protection. We are definitiely ready for World Cup UCI Downhill!

Right: What!? Don't you know any thing about the world cup? Let's get our number plates and trade these shitty pads for diapers and Lucky Charms boxes!!
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ztfw3
11 years ago
so, that chocolate squirrel you ate last night...yea its coming out of your pants right now, looks like plenty of chocolately goodness remains though
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teebuck
11 years ago
"Holy shit! What is that!?"
"Oh that? Thats a manpon son"
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Josh_Taylor
11 years ago
Clone 1 "What are we going to do today?"
Clone 2 "Same thing we do every day, Try to take over the world! This disguise doesn't seem to fit right..."
Clone 1 "The pad goes in the back of the spandex..."
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Stumo8
11 years ago
Meanwhile, in Storm Trooper Land...
Left: Hey, is that the new weapon?
Right: Yup, Fett ain't got nothing on this baby.
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Punisher32
11 years ago
Right guy: "How does my figure look?"
Left: "Well your Lardy butt and triple ruffle are hidden, so better then ever."
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JJM
11 years ago
Kip: "Hey Napolean, what trail do you going to ride next?"
Napoleon: "whatever trail I want to ride! Gosh! Idiot!!"
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deeboy
11 years ago
Yep, that sure is a rash... but hey, my lycra is giving me a weggie...
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Scrub
11 years ago
Wrigley's better be paying us alot for this new Doublemint gum ad
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epic
11 years ago
I sure hope we don't have to race that Rinzler dude.
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Mptango
11 years ago
Really? I didn't know the KKK was fielding a team this year!
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dhxcds4x13
11 years ago
"Bro, mom won't be worried about us coming home in multiple pieces now!" "Were Protected!"
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avi.byer
11 years ago
Hey you two "FREEZE" you two are under arrest don't move a muscle! Or Did that fool just say "these aren't the droids your looking for" Yeah man he did...I think I may have shit myself?