How To Be A Mountain Biker In 29 Steps 11

Hahaha! The jokers at NSMB and IFHT are at it again. First it was Shit Mountain Bikers Say, now it's how to be a mountain biker. There's some truth in this so listen closely. How many steps did you achieve?

Credit: Matt Dennison and Jason Lucas
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11 comments
  • phishfearme

    10/28/2013 1:04 PM

    after buying the bike - next step; convert everything that isn't titanium into titanium.

    next step - convert everything that's titanium into carbon!

  • Mptango

    10/24/2013 11:32 AM

    No Strava? I'm thinking a whole other video of Mountain Bikers using Strava.... KOM is a noun and verb these days!

  • iceman2058

    10/24/2013 1:02 AM

    Except for tats and facial hair, I think they got 'em all...

  • Scrub

    10/24/2013 12:54 AM

    I am SO pro.

  • Eric_Hunter

    10/23/2013 10:49 PM

    You forgot fat bike haha! Thats the Chit!!!

  • metong

    10/23/2013 9:52 PM

    really funny guys

  • jerryhazard

    10/23/2013 9:36 PM

    You missed "Steez" and its variations, but damn that was funny. Nice work!

  • tbox

    10/23/2013 9:34 PM

    That hit close to home.

  • gotdurt

    10/23/2013 9:30 PM

    I was surprised at how many of those were relevant 20+ years ago, like my dog , "Trek", c 1992... I no longer use words like "rad" though; wore those out in the '80's.

  • Uncle Cliffy

    10/23/2013 11:39 PM

    It's fundamentally impossible to wear out the word "rad."

  • CombatMutt

    10/24/2013 11:22 AM

    I'm pretty sure that Rad is back with a vengeance.