SHIRTS OFF ON THE ROCK! Canadian Open Downhill Insanity 4

<b>HECKLER DOWN! The Canadian open is as much about downhill racing as it is the fans and the heckling. Enjoy the bloody show!</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Thems the rules. #obey</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Silence of the Lambs meets Gorillas in the Mist.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Chainsaw motors freaked out everyone but the Chainsaw Massacre himself. Steve Smith, another day, another victory.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>The dude-to-lady ratio at any bike event is always skewed. On the rock, Emmeline Ragot was hit on 268 times in less than .37 seconds. She ignored all advances, stay focused and won the race.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Mick Hannah was only .09 behind Steve Smith and that's in American time. With the conversion rate to Canadian time, Mick may have actually won.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Sam Blenkinsop in a pseudo-native environment. At home in NZ, he brings a minimum of 20 hecklers with him during training so he can be mentally prepared as well as physically. It worked, 3rd place.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Remember the dude with the bloody face? Downward spiral sequence of said carnage.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>This is as close to a beer in the office as you'll get this week. Nick Beer, 5th place.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Marcelo Gutierrez wrapping up his North American destruction tour with a sold 6th place at the Canadian Open.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Jack Reading's riding is on par with the wildness of the fans at the Rock.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>This is Whistler.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Bubba Dub Dub flickin' a whip instead of a scrub.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Drink at you're own risk. #sewage #urine #strangersarescary</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Whip Off Worlds winner, Bernardo Cruz keeping it steezy.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Post-race scientific studies showed that 83% of spectators on heckler's rock viewed the race at the equivalent of 1/20th of a second shutter speed due to inebriation.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Post-race scientific studies showed that 83% of spectators that couldn't make it heckler's rock viewed the race at the equivalent of 1/8th of a second shutter speed due to even higher levels of inebriation.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Brendan Mulchclough.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Mick Hannah steers clear of peer pressure by running the inside line.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Sik Mik, sik pan.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Done.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>4th place for Loic Bruni. If heckler's rock was a club, Loic would be too young to get in.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Jill Kintner and Steve Smith, Royalty for a week.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>The winning bike of the Canadian Open, Steve Smith's Devinci Wilson Carbon.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Detonation in 3, 2, 1!</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Loic Launches Longways.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Claire BooshGnar, 2nd place.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Sik Mik in da sticks...and rocks.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>It's like Burning Man, but with bike nerds.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Ben Reid down in a section that should suit him.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Rain, roots and really tricky bits.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Steve Smith on the way to victory.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Delfsbong.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Good thing the smell app on Vital is not functional yet.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Decapitated heads were even heckling while others were Snap Chatting.</b> -Dave Trumpore

<b>Canadian Open Podium: Smith, Hannah, Blenkinsop.</b> -Sven Martin

<b>Now that Crankworx is over, this is probably the best suggestion any of you could take to heart. GO NOW.</b> -Dave Trumpore

The Canadian Open at Crankworx is just as much about the racing as it is the fans and the heckling. Just when you thought Crankworx was over, the real DH event takes place and the craziest of fans come out to cheer on downhilling. Enjoy the riding, the blood, the partial weird nudity and the end of another kick ass Crankworx!
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  • KingDnuts

    8/22/2013 6:13 AM

    The belligerent pirate heckler with a bloody forehead was so hilarious i want be go to whistler and party on the mountains.

  • CombatMutt

    8/21/2013 4:59 AM

    Wow. That's one hell of a party!

  • dustboy

    8/20/2013 7:59 PM

    Wheeeeere can I get that bumper sticker???

  • matt?

    8/22/2013 8:30 AM

    it from these guys:

    i was going to link the website, but it's all in german so i have no idea where the actual stickers are

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