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Reply to Let's See Your Man (or Woman) Cave 6/16/2016 9:00 PM

Jesus I wish there was a way to not quote an entire post. What shirt is that and where do I find one?

Reply to What Single Piece of Advice Would You Give the Aspiring Racer? 6/10/2016 8:36 PM

Get an instagram account and tag every little company that ever gave you a sticker, while cataloging every single dump you take. The more @s and #s the better. You'll lose all your friends because your social media just becomes endless commercials but ... more »

Reply to Where does your money go? 5/15/2016 9:36 PM

Beer, tires and tools. In that order.

Reply to EWS and Santa Cruz 4/13/2016 9:31 PM

Wait for the 29er to explode when someone over 150lbs finally tries to ride one fast.

Reply to Lourdes World Cup Downhill 4/8/2016 9:49 PM

Man I hate this shit. Lourdes comes in says "hey remember awesomeness?", blows up my brain, then WC mountain biking disappears for months. You cruel whore! I have feelings too! Cairns doesn't count. That track needs to fuck off to 1812 where it came ... more »

Reply to The Enduro "Craze" and Safety 4/4/2016 7:21 PM

That would definintely be cool. Very very Very Cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaS5iZbSxU8&feature=youtu.be

Reply to Where will we be in ten years? 3/31/2016 8:30 PM

Just more dumb shit that surly will come up with in a drunken rage that three years later specialized jumps on as 'the hawt new thing' and every dickbag with a 3 figure salary and two days a week of ride time will buy in spades. In the meantime tires ... more »

Reply to MTB Advice I'd Give Myself Five or Ten Years Ago 2/10/2016 7:19 PM

I want to change my answer. What ^He^ said.

Reply to MTB Advice I'd Give Myself Five or Ten Years Ago 2/10/2016 5:34 PM

Pssh. No advice to give. I've been pretty awesome this whole time. Okay maybe drop the body armor.

And I still flip my visor down when the sun's in my face because that's what it's fucking there for. But poptarts NOT race food? Come on BT. ... more »
Reply to anyone know what happened to "superfan" from the mid-2000's NORBA days? 1/21/2016 3:34 PM

If his presence would spawn more animated gifs that awesome, I hope he resurfaces.

Reply to What Would You Do for MTB if You Won the $1,300,000,000 Powerball Jackpot? 1/8/2016 8:21 AM

1: Make sure the sustainable trails coalition had enough scratch to do what they need to do. 2: Hire bike park managers that have a F@#$%ing clue at every mountain on the west coast. They can't seem to manage that on their own. 3: Fest series park in ... more »

Reply to What is the Greatest Rock Song Ever? 1/6/2016 1:28 PM

No metallica or megadeth on that list, but sweet child 'o mine is? If I could walk right now, I'd come over there and kick you in the fetus.

Reply to Is White is the New Black? 1/5/2016 7:56 AM

Well just like 2.8 tires, fanny packs, and oval chainrings, there's now a whole new generation of riders who just showed up since imba done growed the sport who haven't learned the lessons of the first time around. So again, a whole new population of ... more »

Reply to What Did You Get for Christmas? 12/26/2015 10:35 PM

Forearm Crutches to give my ribcage a break!

Fck yeah man! Can't wait to take these things for a test ride.
Reply to 2016 Racing Rumours 12/16/2015 7:46 PM

My favorite is the swat bib! What's yours? 2016 will be interesting. But not because of endurpadurp.

Reply to How do you guys store your bikes? 11/16/2015 7:43 PM

I own shimano brakes on all of mine so I try to store them anyway possible that's not straight up. That way when I roll out into the street and realize my brakes need to be pumped 20 times before they work, it makes it a lot more exciting in traffic. ... more »

Reply to Sea Otter is having an e-MTB race 11/6/2015 6:41 PM

"say?" What does one "say?" to people racing(sic) uphill on e-bikes? Nothing a super soaker and balloons with salt water couldn't say better.

Reply to Top 10 Christmas Bike Destinations 11/6/2015 9:15 AM

^Sweet offshore winds

Reply to Sea Otter is having an e-MTB race 11/6/2015 9:12 AM

•Professional Men’s and Women's categories prize purse - 15 deep, men; ten deep, women. (Top fifteen Pro Men and top ten Pro Women each receive a portion of the UCI-mandated HC prize purse.) End

Reply to My 6fattie sworks enduro! 10/25/2015 8:05 PM

It's like riding on a year's worth of farts.