- Bike Checks
Man there is nothing that gets me fired up in the off season more than shots of four random dude crotches.
What about a change in attitude young man?
It all went wrong when the hair got cut. He'll need a season off just to grow it back.
Do you have any video of whatever is going on in that first instagram pic in your original post? Please say yes.
The superior format is not only a one day race but a one run race. One where the racers have a day or two to prepare on the track used, and can then race to their fullest potential for one good timed race. It's safer, it's more intense racing, and you ... more »
Jesus I wish there was a way to not quote an entire post. What shirt is that and where do I find one?
Get an instagram account and tag every little company that ever gave you a sticker, while cataloging every single dump you take. The more @s and #s the better. You'll lose all your friends because your social media just becomes endless commercials but ... more »
Beer, tires and tools. In that order.
Wait for the 29er to explode when someone over 150lbs finally tries to ride one fast.
Man I hate this shit. Lourdes comes in says "hey remember awesomeness?", blows up my brain, then WC mountain biking disappears for months. You cruel whore! I have feelings too! Cairns doesn't count. That track needs to fuck off to 1812 where it came ... more »
That would definintely be cool. Very very Very Cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaS5iZbSxU8&feature=youtu.be
Just more dumb shit that surly will come up with in a drunken rage that three years later specialized jumps on as 'the hawt new thing' and every dickbag with a 3 figure salary and two days a week of ride time will buy in spades. In the meantime tires ... more »
I want to change my answer. What ^He^ said.
Pssh. No advice to give. I've been pretty awesome this whole time. Okay maybe drop the body armor.
If his presence would spawn more animated gifs that awesome, I hope he resurfaces.
1: Make sure the sustainable trails coalition had enough scratch to do what they need to do. 2: Hire bike park managers that have a F@#$%ing clue at every mountain on the west coast. They can't seem to manage that on their own. 3: Fest series park in ... more »
No metallica or megadeth on that list, but sweet child 'o mine is? If I could walk right now, I'd come over there and kick you in the fetus.
Well just like 2.8 tires, fanny packs, and oval chainrings, there's now a whole new generation of riders who just showed up since imba done growed the sport who haven't learned the lessons of the first time around. So again, a whole new population of ... more »
Forearm Crutches to give my ribcage a break!
My favorite is the swat bib! What's yours? 2016 will be interesting. But not because of endurpadurp.