kidwoo's Forum Activity

Reply to 2017 Racing Rumors 12/14/2016 8:09 PM

Man there is nothing that gets me fired up in the off season more than shots of four random dude crotches.

Reply to What should I change? 9/26/2016 6:04 PM

What about a change in attitude young man?

Reply to 2017 Racing Rumors 9/6/2016 8:24 AM

It all went wrong when the hair got cut. He'll need a season off just to grow it back.

Reply to Eurobike 2016 and New 2017 Product 9/2/2016 8:03 AM

Do you have any video of whatever is going on in that first instagram pic in your original post? Please say yes.

Reply to Question for enduro racers: One day vs Multi day 8/29/2016 8:09 PM

The superior format is not only a one day race but a one run race. One where the racers have a day or two to prepare on the track used, and can then race to their fullest potential for one good timed race. It's safer, it's more intense racing, and you ... more »

Reply to Let's See Your Man (or Woman) Cave 6/16/2016 9:00 PM

Jesus I wish there was a way to not quote an entire post. What shirt is that and where do I find one?

Reply to What Single Piece of Advice Would You Give the Aspiring Racer? 6/10/2016 8:36 PM

Get an instagram account and tag every little company that ever gave you a sticker, while cataloging every single dump you take. The more @s and #s the better. You'll lose all your friends because your social media just becomes endless commercials but ... more »

Reply to Where does your money go? 5/15/2016 9:36 PM

Beer, tires and tools. In that order.

Reply to EWS and Santa Cruz 4/13/2016 9:31 PM

Wait for the 29er to explode when someone over 150lbs finally tries to ride one fast.

Reply to Lourdes World Cup Downhill 4/8/2016 9:49 PM

Man I hate this shit. Lourdes comes in says "hey remember awesomeness?", blows up my brain, then WC mountain biking disappears for months. You cruel whore! I have feelings too! Cairns doesn't count. That track needs to fuck off to 1812 where it came ... more »

Reply to The Enduro "Craze" and Safety 4/4/2016 7:21 PM

That would definintely be cool. Very very Very Cool.

Reply to Where will we be in ten years? 3/31/2016 8:30 PM

Just more dumb shit that surly will come up with in a drunken rage that three years later specialized jumps on as 'the hawt new thing' and every dickbag with a 3 figure salary and two days a week of ride time will buy in spades. In the meantime tires ... more »

Reply to MTB Advice I'd Give Myself Five or Ten Years Ago 2/10/2016 7:19 PM

I want to change my answer. What ^He^ said.

Reply to MTB Advice I'd Give Myself Five or Ten Years Ago 2/10/2016 5:34 PM

Pssh. No advice to give. I've been pretty awesome this whole time. Okay maybe drop the body armor.

And I still flip my visor down when the sun's in my face because that's what it's fucking there for. But poptarts NOT race food? Come on BT. ... more »
Reply to anyone know what happened to "superfan" from the mid-2000's NORBA days? 1/21/2016 3:34 PM

If his presence would spawn more animated gifs that awesome, I hope he resurfaces.

Reply to What Would You Do for MTB if You Won the $1,300,000,000 Powerball Jackpot? 1/8/2016 8:21 AM

1: Make sure the sustainable trails coalition had enough scratch to do what they need to do. 2: Hire bike park managers that have a F@#$%ing clue at every mountain on the west coast. They can't seem to manage that on their own. 3: Fest series park in ... more »

Reply to What is the Greatest Rock Song Ever? 1/6/2016 1:28 PM

No metallica or megadeth on that list, but sweet child 'o mine is? If I could walk right now, I'd come over there and kick you in the fetus.

Reply to Is White is the New Black? 1/5/2016 7:56 AM

Well just like 2.8 tires, fanny packs, and oval chainrings, there's now a whole new generation of riders who just showed up since imba done growed the sport who haven't learned the lessons of the first time around. So again, a whole new population of ... more »

Reply to What Did You Get for Christmas? 12/26/2015 10:35 PM

Forearm Crutches to give my ribcage a break!

Fck yeah man! Can't wait to take these things for a test ride.
Reply to 2016 Racing Rumours 12/16/2015 7:46 PM

My favorite is the swat bib! What's yours? 2016 will be interesting. But not because of endurpadurp.